Paw & Patsy Pt. 1B

Polar bears and submarines

 

PT. 1B

Int. French submarine. AXEL zits next to a bottle of vodka, vhittling a ztick, zinging, “In a cannnnnn, below the iizzzeeeee, thizz is howwwww I zpend myyy lifffeeee. And, Vwow! Vwhat a life of…”

ADRIEN

Axel look!

AXEL

Vwhat is it?

ADRIEN

Don’t azk and lizen. Obey and look. Look! Look! Look!

AXEL

OK, OK, Oh vwow!

(looking through the periscope)

Should vwe kill zem and eat zem.

ADRIEN

Kill zem and eat zem!? Are jou mad? Zees are endangered Polar Bearz! How can jou even imagine…

Oh dear, one of zem is biting our periscope.

Axel is already at ze helm, raising zem up to ze surface.

AXEL

Zis should zcare zem off! Oh vwow!

ADRIEN

Zey are beautiful…

Ze two men now stare eye to eye wiz 2 polar bears. Ze larger polar bear lets out a zurprised growl.

ADRIEN and AXEL

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