Int. French submarine. AXEL zits next to a bottle of vodka, vhittling a ztick, zinging, “In a cannnnnn, below the iizzzeeeee, thizz is howwwww I zpend myyy lifffeeee. And, Vwow! Vwhat a life of…”
Vwhat is it?
Don’t azk and lizen. Obey and look. Look! Look! Look!
OK, OK, Oh vwow!
(looking through the periscope)
Should vwe kill zem and eat zem.
Kill zem and eat zem!? Are jou mad? Zees are endangered Polar Bearz! How can jou even imagine…
Oh dear, one of zem is biting our periscope.
Axel is already at ze helm, raising zem up to ze surface.
Zis should zcare zem off! Oh vwow!
Zey are beautiful…
Ze two men now stare eye to eye wiz 2 polar bears. Ze larger polar bear lets out a zurprised growl.