Month: November 2018

Hungover: The Potion in The Pit

He wanted to be a hero, but he lacked a special potion. Luckily, there was a potion in the pit and a potion on the hill. The pit seemed easier, so he tied one end of the rope to a tree stump and the other end of the rope to his ankle and lowered himself…
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The Buddha & The Hustler

We’re all born buddhas, not hustlers. We have a beginners mind. Open and receptive to all things. No judgement, just pure wonder. However, the hustler begins to grow quickly once we learn we must ‘hustle’ to get what we want. The boob, the toys, the friends, the boobs, the grades, the job, the money. **Ding**…
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Funny Papers

Ext. Dawn. A Funny Papers quietly hits the front door. Title Screen: Funny Papers Int. Sunrise. Like every morning, the computer calls – wake up! wake up! Our protagonist stumbles over and shuts off the alarm. The computer immediately switches over to an inbox of 193 unread, URGENT emails. Coffee slides into her hand. As…
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Paw & Patsy Pt. 1B

  PT. 1B Int. French submarine. AXEL zits next to a bottle of vodka, vhittling a ztick, zinging, “In a cannnnnn, below the iizzzeeeee, thizz is howwwww I zpend myyy lifffeeee. And, Vwow! Vwhat a life of…” ADRIEN Axel look! AXEL Vwhat is it? ADRIEN Don’t azk and lizen. Obey and look. Look! Look! Look!…
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Daily Happenings 11/26/2018

It’s time to go back to Los Angeles so we pack our bags, fill up our rolling metal box with liquidated dinosaurs and take to the road. By the way, a robot landed on Mars today.      

How to Put Guests at Ease

When you’re trying too hard to make other people feel comfortable, they feel uncomfortable. Instead of stressing about making them feel comfortable, you just have to feel comfortable yourself and then, given relatively normal circumstances, they will ease into your comfort bubble. Just a thought as I’m talking to me as she breast feeds her…
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Paw & Patsy

Part 1A: Ext. A majestic arctic ice shelf. A male and female polar bear (bi-polar bears) walk side by side through the lightly falling snow. We move in closer to see that the larger, male polar bear, Paw, is not happy. Making the entire mood bad. PAW It was not that far. We easily could…
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Death of a Pirate

I’m writing this from a pirate ship, but I’m not a pirate nor do I know how to write. Wait, what? I’m writing right now, and, Ah!, what’s this eyepatch!? What type of whacky world is this? “So ye don’t think ye’s a pirate do ya?” Squawks a pirate parrot somewhere off in my blindspot,…
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Grate Scot!

To father the sun, To reign over rain, To ground the ground and feel the gravity of it all. To breath in the wind, To sigh out the sky, To billow clouds and float high above this spinning ball. That is what it means to be alive lads. (Happy Thanksgiving!)

Daily Blog #11

A daily practice is important, but it’s best to do it first thing. That way it starts your day off with a win — with an energy boost. If you put it off, your daily practice becomes another daily “to-do.” To-do’s are an energy drain that you have to squeeze in before you can end…
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