PT. 1B Int. French submarine. AXEL zits next to a bottle of vodka, vhittling a ztick, zinging, “In a cannnnnn, below the iizzzeeeee, thizz is howwwww I zpend myyy lifffeeee. And, Vwow! Vwhat a life of…” ADRIEN Axel look! AXEL Vwhat is it? ADRIEN Don’t azk and lizen. Obey and look. Look! Look! Look!…
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It’s time to go back to Los Angeles so we pack our bags, fill up our rolling metal box with liquidated dinosaurs and take to the road. By the way, a robot landed on Mars today.
When you’re trying too hard to make other people feel comfortable, they feel uncomfortable. Instead of stressing about making them feel comfortable, you just have to feel comfortable yourself and then, given relatively normal circumstances, they will ease into your comfort bubble. Just a thought as I’m talking to me as she breast feeds her…
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Part 1A: Ext. A majestic arctic ice shelf. A male and female polar bear (bi-polar bears) walk side by side through the lightly falling snow. We move in closer to see that the larger, male polar bear, Paw, is not happy. Making the entire mood bad. PAW It was not that far. We easily could…
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I’m writing this from a pirate ship, but I’m not a pirate nor do I know how to write. Wait, what? I’m writing right now, and, Ah!, what’s this eyepatch!? What type of whacky world is this? “So ye don’t think ye’s a pirate do ya?” Squawks a pirate parrot somewhere off in my blindspot,…
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To father the sun, To reign over rain, To ground the ground and feel the gravity of it all. To breath in the wind, To sigh out the sky, To billow clouds and float high above this spinning ball. That is what it means to be alive lads. (Happy Thanksgiving!)
A daily practice is important, but it’s best to do it first thing. That way it starts your day off with a win — with an energy boost. If you put it off, your daily practice becomes another daily “to-do.” To-do’s are an energy drain that you have to squeeze in before you can end…
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Well-rounded individuals are loved by those, well, around them. But well-rounded individuals lack a point. Stars have a point, and they use that point to poke and jab anything around them in order to break through to the collective conscious. But stars lack close relationships. Can you prioritize your point over people? Do you want…
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The backseat was scary. He was used to driving, or at least riding shotgun. He wasn’t scared they would lose control, or even that they’d leave him at a gas station one day when he went in for a soda. (At least that would force his hand.) No, what scared him was that when they made…
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It was a flipped lucid dream. I knew I was awake, and yet, the dream was in control. Blowing me this way and that. It was mostly good, but when I asked Alexa to change the soundtrack that robot wouldn’t listen to me. I probably wasn’t pronouncing her name right. Or maybe the neon lights…
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